thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

TEENAGERS ARE THE BEST CUSTOMERS. We can trick their terrified souls. Anyone older than that are the worst. 

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slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

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celestial-sexhair:

utsubyo-no-kogeki:

idontbelieveinusernames:

onwards-to-fantartica:

dreamofunconsciousness:

The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

“Life is but a dream.”

Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

I waited patiently for this post

WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

What the fuck is a butter dream

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